VIDEO

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Toby:
Ladies and gentlemen
May I have your attention,please?
Are your nostrils aquiver and tingling as well as that delicate, lushious, ambrosial smell?
yes,they are,I can tell
Well,ladies and gentlemen
that aroma enriching the breeze,
is like something compared to its succulent source 
as the gourmets among you will tell you,of course.
Ladies and gentlemen you can't imagine the rapture in store,
just inside of this door!
There,you'll sample Mrs.Lovett's meat pies.savory and sweet pies,as you'll see.
You who eat pies Mrs. Lovetts meat pies conjure up the treat pies used to be!
Customers:
Over here,boy.How about some ale?

Let me have another,laddie!

Could we have some service,waiter?

could we have some service?

What About that pie boy?
Toby:
Ladies and gentlemen-
Lovett:
Toby!
Toby:
Coming,excuse me
Lovett:
Ale there!
Toby:
Right,Ma'am!
Lovett:
Quick,Now!
Customers:
God Thats Good!
Lovett:
Nice to see you,dearie.how have you been keeping?Cor,me bones is weary!
Toby!One for the gentlemen.
Hear the birdies cheeping
Helps to keep it cheery
Toby!Throw the old woman out!!
Customers:
God,Thats good!
Lovett:
What's your pleasure,dearie?
No,we don't cut slices.
Cor,me eyes is bleary!
Toby!none for the gentlemen!
I could up me prices.I'm a little leery.
Business couldn't be better,though.
Customers:
God Thats Good!
Lovett:
knock on wood
Sweeney Todd:
Psst!
Lovett:
Excuse me
Sweeney Todd:
Psst!
Lovett:
Dear,See to the customers.
Sweeney Todd:
Psst!
Lovett:
Yes,What,Love?Quick,though,the trade is brisk.
Sweeney Todd:
But it's six 'o' clock
Lovett:
So it's six 'o' clock?
Sweeney Todd:
it was due to avrive at a quarter and it's six 'o' clock!
Lovett:
...And it's probably already down the block!It'll be here!It'll be here!
Sweeney Todd:
I've been Waiting all day!
It should have here by now!
Customers:
More hot Pies!
Lovett:
Will you wait there coolly?
Sweeney Todd:
You'll come back when it comes?
Lovett:
....'Cause my customers truly,are getting unruly and-- What's your pleasure,dearie?
whoops!I beg Your Pardon!
just me hands is smeary.
Toby!Run for the gentlemen!
Don't You love the garden?Always makes me teary.Must be one of them foreiners.
Customers:
God,That's good,That is delicious!
Lovett:
What's my secret?Frankly,dear,forgive my Candor.Family Secret,All to do with herbs.
Things like being careful with your coriander.Thats what makes the gravy grander.
Customers:
More hot pies!more hot!more pies!
Sweeney Todd:
Psst!
Lovett:
excuse me.
Sweeney Todd:
Psst!
Lovett:
Dear,see to the customers.
Sweeney Todd:
Psst!
Lovett:
Yes,what,love?Quick,though,the trade is brisk.
Sweeney Todd:
It's here!
Lovett:
It's where?
Sweeney Todd:
Coming up the stair.
Lovett:
I'll get rid of this lot as they're still pretty hot and then I'll be there!
Sweeney Todd:
It's about to be opened or don't you care?
Lovett:
I'll be there!I'll be there! but They'll never be sold if they get cold.
Sweeney Todd:
But we have to prepare!
Lovett:
Incidentally,dearie.You know Mrs.Mooney.Salles have been so dreary
Toby!Poor thing is penniless.What about that loony.lookin' sort of beery.
Oh Well,got her come-uppance and that'll be
thruppence
Customers:
.God,Thats good.that is "de". have you "licious" ever tasted smell such 
Oh my god what more,that's pies good!
Sweeney Todd/Lovett:
Oo-oo-oo.Oo-oo-oo.
Is that a chair fit for a king?A wonderous,neat,and most particular chair?
Lovett:
It's gorgeous!It's Gorgeous!
Sweeney Todd:
You tell me where is there a seat can half compare with this Particular thing!
Lovett:
It's Perfect!It's Gorgeous!
Sweeney Todd:
I have a few minor adjustments to make.
Lovett:
You make your few minor adjustments.
Sweeney Todd:
they'll take a moment I'll call you.
Lovett:
You take your time I'll go see to the Customers.
Sweeney Todd:
I have Another Friend!
Toby:
Is that a pie fit for a king?such wonderous Sweet and most particular thing?
Lovett:
Its gorgeous!It's Gorgeous!
Toby:
You see,Ma'am,why there is no meat pie can compeat with delectable pie.
Lovett:
Its Perfect!It's Gorgeous!
Toby:
The crust all velvety and wavy.
Lovett:
The crust all velvety and wavy.
Toby:
That Glaze,Those Crimps.
Lovett:
That Glaze,Those Crimps
Toby:
.And then the Thick,Succulent gravy..
Lovett:
And then the Thick,Succulent gravy.
Sweeney Todd:
And Now to test...This best Of Barber chairs.
Toby:
One whiff,One glimpse.
Lovett:
So rich,so thick,it makes you sick.
Toby:
so tender that you surrender
Sweeney Todd:
Psst!
Lovett:
Excuse me
Sweeney Todd:
Psst!
Lovett:
Dear see to the customers
Sweeney Todd:
Psst!
Lovett:
All set love?
Sweeney Todd:
Quick now!
Lovett:
Me hearts a flutter!
Sweeney Todd:
When I pound the floor....
Lovett:
....When you pound the floor...
Sweeney Todd:
...its the signal to show that i'm ready to go
Lovett:
yes,you told me before.You'll be ready to go when you pound the floor.
will you trust me?!will you trust me?!
Sweeney Todd:
I just want to be sure.When I'm certain your in place i'll pound three times.
Three times.And then You....?
Lovett: *Clang!Clang!*
Three Times!
Lovett: *Clang!Clang!Clang!*
If You-!
Lovett: *Clang!Clang!Clang!*
Exactly!
Customers:
More hot pies!
Lovett: 
God!
Customers:
More hot more pies!
Lovett: 
Right!
Customers:
More!
Lovett: 
Wait!!!
Lovett: *ClangClangClang*
Sweeney Todd: *ClangClangClang*
Customers:
More hot pies!
More hot more pies!
More Hot Pies!!
Lovett/*Toby:
eat them slow and feel the crust how thin 
I/*she rolled it.eat them slow 'cause every one's a prize.eat them slow 'cause
thats the lot and now we sold it.come again tomorow!
Lovett:
Hold It!
Customers:
More hot pies!
Lovett:
bless my eyes!
Fresh Supplies!

How about it,dearie?
Toby:
is that a pie fit for a king...
Lovett:
be here in a twinkling!
Toby:
A wonderous Sweet...
Lovett:
Just confirms my theory
Toby:
...and Most delectable thing?
Lovett:
Toby!God watches over us.Didn't have an inkling.Positivly eerie.
Toby:
you see why there's no meat pie--
Lovett:
Toby!Throw the old woman out!